You: Where have you BEEN? Your blog’s been empty for over a week, no note, no posts!
Me: I know, I kind of disappeared—
You: You could’ve DIED, and I wouldn’t have known!
Me: Or I could’ve gone on vacation, but hey, tomato, tomahto, right? Continue reading “Weekend Coffee Share: Spontaneous Staycation”
Me: One Peppermint Mocha for you, One Green Milk Tea for me.
You: Green Milk Tea? Is your body even supposed to consume drinks that are green?
Me: It’s green tea blended with milk, and delicious. Besides, the person drowning their body in sugar shouldn’t be criticizing my drink.
You: Drowning in sugar…or drowning in flavor? I prefer to see it as the latter.
Me: *laughs* Well, I suppose that’s one way to ring in the new year. Continue reading “Weekend Coffee Share: Baby Steps”
You: It’s been so long since you called me for a coffee date, I was starting to wonder if we were still friends.
Me: *sighs* Life’s been a little overwhelming.
You: Mhmm. That’s why I took the liberty of ordering your favorite milk tea and I promise today, I won’t even nag you about how it’s basically a latte-wannabe and you should ditch your milky pretender and go for the latte.
Me: No nagging, huh? Continue reading “Weekend Coffee Share: Rejections”
You: *waves* You made it! I was beginning to think it would just be me and my coffee today.
Me: *plops into chair* Was held up by the MTA. Major subway delays and there was this ridiculous crowd of angry people pushing against each other for any train that came. I half expected someone to shout “THIS IS SPARTA”. I hate New York.
You: No, you don’t, you love New York.
Me: Ugh, I do love New York.
You: You’re like an old married couple with the city. There’s always something to bicker about – MTA delays, insane crowds, one stop down from Times Square and all of a sudden, you’re in a dangerous neighborhood – but at the end of the day, you’d never divorce New York. Continue reading “Weekend Coffee Share: A June Pep Talk”
You: You ordered a milk tea? Really? You might as well just order a latte.
Me: A latte? Really? You might as well just order milk tea.
You: Touché. So, excited for April?
Me: April’s scary. The weather warms up. There’s the pressure of having results from the New Year’s Resolutions. Everyone feels like they have something to prove.
You: Like that girl paying for her coffee? Wrinkle-free pantsuit, 5 inch pumps, hair pulled back in an immaculate bun and those gorgeous teal highlights. What’s she trying to prove? Continue reading “Weekend Coffee Share: Teal Highlights & Baby Thor”